Ten Signs You Might Be a CoD Jerk
1. You think that being a 'kamikaze rifle nader' (Using a rifle grenade at such close range that you usually kill youself along with the target) is a great way to improve you K/D ratio to 1:1.
2. You believe that every gun is 'cheap' except the ones you use. (A round drum Thompson with martydom 100% of the time no matter what game type or map)
3. You decide that 'setting an ambush' entails sitting in a corner in a remote part of the map with a shotgun.
4. You judge everyone else who does so is a 'camping noob'.
5. You type 'pwnd!' after spawn killing someone and deep down really think that you 'pwnd' them.
6. You believe that typing phrases like 'ur a lozr i gonna pwn ur azz' makes you look cool and grown up.
7. You have 'proof' that everyone who kills you is a 'haxor'. Your proof is the fact that they killed you.
8. You use tactical jargon like 'lay down suppressing fire' and 'penetrate their defensive line' because you like to feel like a real soldier - you complain that no one else takes it seriously.
8. You take every discussion out of context and as a personal insult which needs to be spammed about for the next two maps: "What do you mean 'nice shot'? I'm gonna rip your head off!"
10. Playing CoD seems to make you a very unhappy person and you make it your sole mission in life to prevent others from having fun.
If you run into this too much - our clan has a no jerk rule. If you're a jerk, you can’t be a member. We happen to play Call of Duty for fun (A crazy concept, I know!) and we have 50 like-minded men and women in the War Dogs clan. So if you're in it for the fun, come hang out with us at
The War Dogs Gaming Clan or on our servers.
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Our priorities are:
* Creation of a relaxed and fun environment that focuses on camaraderie without the drama: Life is just too short for that!
* To be a “clan run clan” that is run and operated by the members: We want fun, not egos.
* Use technology to reduce the workload so there is more time for fun: We want cool tools not another job to do.
Some of those cool things are:
* Ultrastats for all servers: See the real facts on your gameplay.
* Game Servers for CoD:WW and CoD2 that are PB enabled and well managed
- CoD2 (68.232.162.183:28960)
- CoD:WW (209.246.143.18:28960)
* Public Team Speak server
* Very active dedicated website and forums
* Planned events / parties and competitive gaming teams
* Weekly clan podcast
See you there!
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